Thursday, August 13, 2009

Okeke Ikechuku, NIgerian Man wants to marry his pillow

While the world is reeling on the H1N1 pandemic which is killing more people everyday, and Malaysia so-called mainstream media hot on Malay Traitor and Anti-Islam propaganda while not reporting other hotter news (well, all over alternative mainstream media), I heard a very funny story on one of Dubai's radio channels this morning.

Man to marry pillow

A Nigerian man who says he cannot get a girlfriend because of his bad stutter has announced plans to marry his pillow. Okeke Ikechukwu, 26, a labourer, from Lagos, told the Daily Metro that his stammer made it difficult for him to speak to girls. “Since I am a stutter, ladies have always laughed at me whenever I try to talk to them,” he said. “I have needs, and so I have taken to sleeping with my pillow in my arms ever since I was 16. I have grown to fall in love with it, and I intend to spend the rest of my life with it.” ananova

(Taken from a blog...)

A stuttering Nigerian man, who says he can’t find a girlfriend, has announced that he plans to marry his pillow instead.

Okeke Ikechuku told the Daily Metro that his stammer makes it difficult for him to speak to girls who laugh at him whenever he talks, Ananova reports.

But, the 26-year-old from Lagos admits that he has needs and wants a companion to sleep with. So, Ikechuku says he will marry his pillow because he has been sleeping with it since he was 16 and has fallen in love with it.

The laborer added that, unlike a woman, the pillow would cost him little or nothing to maintain. He says he plans to spend the rest of his life with it.

Until the first pillow fight.

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