Saturday, February 21, 2009

An ingenious example of speech

The Palestinian Representative's Speech at the UN

'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses. When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath!'

He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.
When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished.
An Israeli had stolen them.'
The Israeli representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What are you talking about? The Israelis weren't there then.'

The Palestinian representative smiled and said:

'And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech.

1 comment:

Madzim said...

The Palestine made a big blunder with this story.

Moses was an Israelite. He was found as a baby in a basket floating on the river by an Eqyptian princess who raised him up as an Eqyptian.

When he grew up, he realised his roots and finally led the Israelites out of Eqyptian slavery.