Tahi-Tahi Bintang Jatuh di Melaka

dengar tahi-tahi bintang tahunan
kembali jatuh terhempas
berselerakan bagai tahi lembu
memenuhi tanah melaka bersejarah
sebagai meraikan keputeraan 'sultan'

'sultan' jadian melaka bukan sembarangan
anak pahang berjiwa hindustan
sakan mengutip tahi-tahi bintang
mengganti hutan balak yang hilang
untuk poket yang terus berlubang

bendahara ali bukan calang-calang
sama berkongsi komisen tahi-tahi bintang
50% untuk aku, 50% untuk 'sultan'
demi ketuanan warisan parameswara
menjual maruah untuk untung sekangkang

meriah sambutan tahi-tahi bintang
semakin berlambak dan bersepah
kuch kuch hota hai, demi big mama
disembah satu untuk raja bollywood
yang menjadi ikon hiburan picisan

siapalah mereka cucu-cicit hang tuah
untuk tidak merasa amat bertuah
dengan gemerlapan datuk-datuk tahi bintang
bersama si kitul mengulang sejarah melayu
yang busuk kentutnya merentas cakrawala!

Fudzail
Atlantis Dubai
10 okt 2008

Melaka anugerah Datuk kepada Shah Rukh Khan
10/10/2008 5:17pm
MELAKA 10 Okt. - Pelakon terkenal Bollywood, Shah Rukh Khan merupakan antara penerima Darjah Mulia Seri Melaka (DMSM) sempena hari jadi Yang Dipertua Negeri Melaka, Tun Mohd. Khalil Yaakob ke-70, esok.
Dengan penganugerahan darjah DMSM itu, Shah Rukh Khan akan bergelar Datuk

758 terima pingat Melaka
MELAKA 10 Okt. - Panglima Tentera Laut Diraja Malaysia, Laksamana Datuk Abdul Aziz Jaafar mengetuai senarai 758 penerima darjah, tauliah, bintang dan pingat kebesaran negeri Melaka sempena Hari Jadi Yang Dipertua Negeri Melaka Tun Mohd. Khalil Yaakob ke-70 esok.

Abdul Aziz bersama Presiden Kolej Teknologi Islam Antarabangsa Melaka Prof. Emeritus Datuk Dr. Md. Yusop Hashim dan Setiausaha Kerajaan Negeri Melaka Datuk Omar Kaseh, dianugerahkan Darjah Cemerlang Seri Melaka (DCSM) membawa gelaran Datuk Wira.

"Seramai 77 penerima dianugerahkan Darjah Mulia Seri Melaka (DMSM) yang membawa gelaran Datuk," kata Setiausaha Politik Ketua Menteri Melaka, Saadon Basirun kepada pemberita di Seri Negeri, Ayer Keroh di sini, hari ini.

Beliau berkata seramai 323 penerima akan menerima anugerah masing-masing pada majlis istiadat penganugerahan di Dewan Seri Negeri esok manakala baki 435 penerima akan menerima pada Ahad.

How Gani Patail TAMPERED with Evidence

In Malaysiakini today - Ex-cop: How AG interfered in 'black eye' case


Beh Lih Yi Oct 10, 08 1:14pm
A retired senior police officer who probed the infamous ‘black eye’ incident involving Anwar Ibrahim in 1998 has made startling claims on how attorney-general (AG) Abdul Gani Patail allegedly tampered with evidence in the case.
In a set of court documents revealed this week, Mat Zain Ibrahim implied that the actions of Abdul Gani, then a senior deputy public prosecutor, delayed the investigation process and concealed facts from then AG, the late Mohtar Abdullah.

Some excerpts:-

Gani’s role explained
Abdul Gani’s alleged interference came into the picture when Mat Zain alleged in his court document that:
- A questionable medical report was prepared by one Dr Abdul Rahman Yusof, allegedly on Abdul Gani’s order.
Mat Zain stated that he found out there was an attempt to “insert irrelevant and suspicious statements” into the investigation report, especially in relation to “Abdul Rahman’s report which was done on the instructions of Abdul Gani” (right). Mat Zain said he was confident that Abdul Rahman has never examined Anwar physically.
- Mat Zain claimed he had obtained information that Abdul Gani was on the 30th floor of the federal police headquarters in Bukit Aman when Anwar was assaulted and he believed Abdul Gani knew of the incident either at the time or soon after.
- On Oct 30, 1998, Mat Zain personally handed over his second investigation paper and report to Abdul Gani, and briefed him on the details. Among the conclusions were that the Anwar’s injury was consistent with assault and not self-inflicted; and that Abdul Rahim was the person who caused the injury.
- Although two investigation reports had been given to Abdul Gani on Oct 26 and 30 respectively, Mohtar was quoted in the media on Nov 7 as saying that his chambers had not received any such report.
- It was only on Nov 20 that Mohtar reportedly said he had received the report. Mat Zain said he believed Mohtar’s statement was made after he (Mat Zain) had “pressured” Abdul Gani a day earlier to confirm the status of his two reports.
- On Nov 25, Musa informed Mat Zain that Mohtar wanted to meet him (Mat Zain) at Bukit Aman and to visit the lock-up where Anwar was held. Musa and Abdul Gani were present during the visit.
- Mat Zain later found out that Abdul Rahman’s second medical report had mentioned there was a visit to the lock-up (where Anwar was held) and a “reconstruction of the incidence”, where Mat Zain was named as the person who had accompanied Abdul Rahman to the lock-up. Mat Zain denied this had ever taken place.
- On Jan 6, 1999, Mohtar (left) had reportedly said Mat Zain’s investigations were incomplete and that the latter had yet to identify the perpetrator (despite the findings given to Abdul Gani on Oct 30, 1998).
- Mat Zain said he “believed Abdul Gani concealed important facts from Mohtar’s knowledge” and had personally appointed Abdul Rahman as the medical officer to prepare the report in October 1998. His conclusion was based on the fact that Mohtar had only appointed Abdul Rahman two months later.
- Mat Zain said Abdul Rahman later testified before the royal commission on the ‘black eye’ incident in March 1999 and gave conflicting statements with regard to his own findings. The proceedings came to an end when Abdul Rahim admitted that he had caused the injury to Anwar.

At the end of his court document, Mat Zain vehemently denied Anwar’s accusation that he had plotted any fabrication of evidence with Abdul Gani and Musa.

“The truth is I had acted to the best of my abilities to prevent any party from influencing me to do anything unlawful while investigating Anwar’s injury,” Mat Zain said.
Musa filed a defamation suit against Anwar on July 21 while Abdul Gani has threatened to do the same.

Lelong Lelong Murah Murah

wahai dunia
dengar dengar ini
pesta politik wang bermula
lelong lelong murah murah
semuanya sudah terpakai
dan tidak boleh pakai

pilihlah aku
anak melayu baru
bawa juta-juta dalam guni
mahu beli pasir australia
nasib baik tidak masuh penjara
sebab I no speaking inglis

pilihlah aku
anak jawa baru
masih kaya walau belum sempat
melelong pasir satu johor
buka projek ali baba hanya baca
niat ngenson.. motokaji semar ngiseng*

pilihlah aku
anak melaka baru
tokeh jual datuk ratus ribu
kandang babi satu negeri
sudah tua masih belia 4B
ada komisen semua boleh jadi

pilih jangan tak pilih
dalam sampul ada RM
kalau menang semuanya OK
dapat kontrak dapat datuk
selagi perjuangan perut belum selesai
lelong lelong murah murah ketuanan
menang sorak, bangsa terus tergadai!

Fudzail
Dubai, UAE

* Mantera P.Ramlee dalam Ali Baba Bujang Lapok bermaksud dalam bahasa jawa - niat nak masuk toilet, jgn lupa baca doa