Thursday, February 14, 2008

ZAM's Erection


Dear PM's Son-In-Law

I would to appeal and plead to you as the most powerful son-in-law in our Bolehland history and de-facto PM as well as de-facto President of UMNO, de-facto Ketua Pemuda UMNO, de-facto MB Trengganu, de-facto chairman of GLCs, to field again our Ministry of Misinformation, the infamous ZAM for the coming erection.
We love him and support his erection nomination any time and wherever constituency he would be fielded, even in Putrajaya or Rembau or Kepala Batas.

You can see through RTM and Bernama that this "Tokoh Wartawan Nasional" has been trying very hard lately to impress everybody, of course especially your goodself, with his never-ending wits and humours. You should be satisfied with his cemerlang, gemilang, terbilang track records especially when he was interviewed live by Al Jazeera. Note that Al Jazeera rating was up as well as hits on youtube to download his antics online.

Among those dead or hald-dead woods in the kitchen cabinet, we believe ZAM is irreplaceable top swinger. ZAM is the man for your winning erection and can swing more votes, left or right, up or down.

He is deserved to be given a second chance like his sleeping-on-the-job boss (well, your father in law is warming up the PM seat for you....) and other fools in the half-six cabinet.

He may not have Oxford degree or even any degrees from any top or bottom universities in the world, but he has more degrees of erection. Along with your buddy, Kali, it is a fact that Zam's degree of lies, distorted truths, misinformation, disinformation, dumb propaganda and slanderous reports is something to be proud of. They are worth more than any news that matters and ZAM shall be conferred with a honorary degree (Phd) in journalism by every local university.

ZAM had already announced boastfully with fool confidence that whoever his opponent would lose deposit. Who else dares to convince his fans and voters to vote him again, as well as trounce his opponent with a single blow. Would you take any chances by not erecting him as a candidate?

ZAM is our erection MAN! After replacing the DIAM guy, he had done amazingly in his last erection and was erected as a MP with a bigger SIZE ego inside his super-sized pant.

We cannot imagine to lose him in our life. If he is no longer erected, we may lose a lot of foreign investments and slip further in the World Competitiveness Report. Worse, we will lose a top-notch clown that can be a real butt of jokes in the whole world. We may not have a good entertainment to laugh and to make fun anymore.

Yes, ZAM's erection is vital for vision 2020 or 2050.

Therefore, dear PM's Son-In-Law, we herewith plead for ZAM's erection for the sake of our beloved religion, race and nation.


P.S.

I agree totally with ZAM on his latest slur on why he is to be returned to power. He could be your foremost ass-licker until the next erection.

Return BN To Power For Continued Development - Zam
KUALA LUMPUR, Feb 14 (Bernama) -- The Barisan Nasional (BN)
government has helped add value to the people's quality of life and they should reciprocate by returning it to power, Information Minister Datuk Seri Zainuddin Maidin said today.

He said that previous prime ministers had never handed over an impoverished government to their predecessors but had left a properous nation which had suceededed in eradicating poverty.

"The people must resolve to return the mandate to the BN to hold the reins and Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi to continue to be the prime minister," he said when addressing the ministry's monthly assembly here.

Zainuddin said the people should help BN harness its strength and the
country's struggle.

"Although we are now a caretaker government after the dissolution of
Parliament yesterday, I'm confident that BN will be returned to power," he said.

Zainuddin said he was confident that the PAS-led Kelantan state government would be toppled in the general election because the people would no longer submit to the orthodox mindset while Terengganu would continue to be governed by BN.

"We have been living in a state of certainty over the past 50 years of our
independence because basic essentials such as food were adequate," he
said.

Polling has been fixed for March 8 and nominations for Feb 24.

Zainuddin also reminded the ministry's personnel to continue to work hard and provide excellent service to the people and not regard their duties as burden.

"The mindset of the personnel should be sharpened towards lasting
commitment to their duties," he said.

Present were the ministry's secretary-general, Datuk Kamaruddin Siaraf, Bernama general manager Datuk Azman Ujang, and Bernama editor-in-chief Yong Soo Heong.-- BERNAMA

Did King dissolve the Parliament?

Last night, I watched Emirates New on Dubai Channel One TV and that was a news on the arrival of our King at Abu Dhabi on February 13. No mention of the arrival time though but it looked like midday.

But NO news in BERNAMA or other major papers on the visit so far.

The news can still be watched here, make sure 13 Feb version.

What time was the departure of the King from Kuala Lumpur? The flight is normally 6 to 7 hours and Kuala Lumpur is 4 hours ahead of Abu Dhabi. The clip showed the arrival was still during daylight (now maghrib is 6.15pm or so).

Go figure.

As reported,The Yang diPertuan Agong has given his consent to dissolve Parliament on Feb 13 itself, paving the way for the 12th General Elections to be held within 60 days from the date of dissolution.

WAM reported:

Malaysian king arrives in UAE
WAMPublished: February 14, 2008, 00:45
Abu Dhabi: Malaysian King Tuanku Mizan Zainal Abidin arrived here yesterday on a visit to the UAE.
The Malaysian monarch was received upon arrival by Deputy
Prime Minister Shaikh Sultan Bin Zayed Al Nahyan.

Tak Nak